Some Fun With Helen Keller
I came to realize that I’m not having nearly as much fun on my blog as I had wanted to. Last week, I was browsing the good old world wide web and came across something I couldn’t resist turning into a post.
I was at my placement school with some time to kill, and a story online popped up which was all about the discovery of a 120 year old picture of Helen Keller.
Helen (left) is pictured with Anne Sullivan, her teacher.
Now this will undoubtedly be one of my ‘racier’ blog posts because I can’t come up with any rightful justification for throwing down some Heller Keller jokes other than to say they are always entertaining, and pretty damn funny.
I did some rummaging online and found some of the funnier Helen Keller jokes I could find, and so with all respect to Helen, deaf, dumb and blind people everywhere, here they are…
(it’s too bad Helen herself wasn’t around long enough to hear these……..)
-Why did Helen Keller’s dog kill itself?
…you would too if you’re name was lllllllllllllllllllluuuuuaaaaaaaahhhhhh
-Did you ever see how big Helen Keller’s backyard was?
…neither did she
-How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
…they left the plunger in the toilet
…they rearranged her furniture
(take your pick)
-How did Helen Keller burn her face?
…she answered the iron
-not so much a joke but more of a song (use your imagination to pick up the audio at the end…)
“Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it MMMMMMMMMAAAAHHHHHHUUUUUHHHH
-How can you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?
and last but not least….(and the most inappropriate…)
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
…so she can moan with the other
….and with that, I put my deposit down on a permanent room in hell
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